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Hello, pornists! You might know me from elsewhere as Pornicator. I'm on Discord as Pornicator#4636 and on Twitter as @Pornicating. You'll see the label "Pornication" on my captions.

Just another devoted pornosexual here, like many of you! As a keen admirer of the female body ever since coming of age, I have of course spilled tons of seed for countless divine beauties over the years. But pornstars have always been my true love and I'm committed to raising my cock for them religiously!

I have absolutely no doubt that porn is humanity's greatest achievement, and that PORNSTARS are the only true goddesses we are meant to worship in life.

Every edge is a prayer, and every offering is the milk of our spiritual cummunion. Hail porn!

As fellow addicts and gooners already know, PORN is not a mere pastime but a way of life! This lifestyle requires that you spend hours and hours every day immersed in the pleasure of porn until you live and breathe it. In recent years, my dedication to porn has gradually advanced to its fullest potentials, and 2019 in particular has been a period of peak worship so far.

As you can see from my Pornication label, I also had a brief but successful career as a captionist, until the unfortunate demise of Tumblr (which is where I was first introduced to the gooning community online). During the year-and-a-half that I was active there, I produced a lot of captions related to fapping, edging, and gooning. Some of those went on to become quite successful online! Since my archive of captions have just been languishing on my hard drive, it would be nice to upload and share some here for the benefit of others.

I'm admittedly something of an ASS addict. While I absolutely love a great pair of tits, my taste in porn for many years now has been primarily defined by ass. Most of my top favorite pornstars are therefore major ass queens, first and foremost Jada Stevens!

Here is a list of some other favorite pornstar-loves, in alphabetical order:

Abigail Mac
Adriana Chechik
Aidra Fox
Alexa Tomas
Anikka Albrite
Blanche Bradburry
Brooklyn Chase
Chanel Preston
Dahlia Sky
Jayden Jaymes
Jynx Maze
Peta Jensen
Katrina Jade
Kelsi Monroe
Kendra Lust
Kristy Black
Mandy Muse
Nikita Bellucci
Phoenix Marie
Rachel Starr
Remy Lacroix
Ria Sunn
Sheena Shaw
Tori Black

...and so many others, of course! Just based on this brief list, you may notice that I have a pretty diverse range of interests. While I follow all the mainstream American superstars of porn, I'm also a huge fan of European babes likes the ones who work for LP (their perfect slutty look and the shape of their bodies, especially when they've got a bubble butt, it just makes my brain melt!). Needless to mention here, some stars like Adriana Chechik just have to be considered a league of their own.

This year, I have been diligently fulfilling one of my pornist resolutions for 2019, which was to keep track of my daily worship on a spreadsheet and to document in detail each and every goddess who gives me pleasure. This has helped me expand my pantheon, discover more and more porn, and immerse myself to the fullest.

For example, here's my first quarterly report in the form of a pie chart (or, creampie chart!) showing the 90 different goddesses to whom I made offerings in four months:

Based on the data, I could see that the top 5 goddesses for whom I came the most number of times during a three-month period were as follows, in order:

1) Jada Stevens
2) Kelsi Monroe
3) Mandy Muse
4) Kendra Lust
5) AJ Applegate

This will be interesting to compare with the year-end results, and see which goddesses cum out on top!

One of the great achievements of the internet is the online pornosexual community, as it's the perfect way to advance and improve our lifestyle. I've always enjoyed chatting with like-minded pornists about favorite goddesses and common interests, sharing porn, and helping each other in this most noble pursuit in life.